A Gleeful Thanksgiving Eve
Jane Lynch in "Glee" image from Flickr.
For those of you who are wondering what to expect regarding your regularly scheduled television programming over Thanksgiving, I have checked out the schedule for the unofficial list of the most popular shows. Those of you who love singing high school students as much as I do will be glad to know that “Glee” will be on during its regular time Wednesday on Fox. I’d gladly give the makers of Glee free <a title="Get No Fax payday loans in Redford Here” href=”http://personalmoneystore.com/moneyblog/2009/11/18/no-fax-payday-loan/”>no faxing payday loans in Redford to keep that show on the air forever.
So that’s the good news. Unfortunately, my other Wednesday night favorite, “Top Chef,” will only air in the form of reruns. Part 1 of the finale will be next week. If you’re into “The Biggest Loser,” NBC is airing a two-hour “Where are They Now?” episode Wednesday. ABC will air its regular comedy lineup, “The Middle,” “Modern Family” and “Cougar Town.” CBS programming is normal for Wednesday.
Turkey Day TV
Of course, what we are all really burning to know is what we will watch Thursday night after we wake up from our turkey-induced naps or settle our stretchy-pants clad behinds onto the couch. Unfortunately, we are all pretty much out of luck as far as regular programming goes. Why do TV people think they should get to have vacations?
Of course, my favorite Thursday night program, “Project Runway,” has come to an end. I usually watch the Thursday night lineup on NBC as well, but on Thanksgiving during Primetime NBC is airing a rerun of “The Office,” (at least it’s a good one: Pam and Jim’s wedding) and then a special, “NBC’s People of the Year.” Sounds riveting.
Here’s to tradition
So, you must be wondering who will play the classic Thanksgiving film, “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.” That would be ABC, starting at 8 p.m. After that is something about Beyonce. Yeah, that’s what I want to watch after I’ve stuffed myself to the gills with gravy and pie.
“Survivor: First 27 Days,” “CSI” and “The Mentalist” will air on CBS. I have no idea if these are reruns. Sorry. In further apology-related news, Fox will be playing a movie: “Night at the Museum.” You know, that movie starring Ben Stiller that’s about exactly what the title says. I have never seen it; I don’t think I ever will. The majority of critics on Rotten Tomatoes say it sucks. You might want to plan ahead if you want to veg out in front of the small screen Thursday night and head to the video rental store now.
Thanksgiving Theater
If you are early dinner eaters and have managed to recover from your food comas before bed time, perhaps you can head out to catch a flick. Two new movies are coming out Wednesday, “Old Dogs” and “Ninja Assassin.” The first, “Old Dogs,” is made by the same people who made “Wild Hogs,” and not only does it rhyme, it stars John Travolta and has midlife-crisis-related themes. So far, all of the critics at Rotten Tomatoes hate it.
“Ninja Assassin” has a few good reviews, but most critics are not into this film about child ninja orphans. Most say it’s boring and bloody. The Arizona Republic says “This movie may be filled with razor-sharp shuriken and katanas, but as far as the filmmaking goes, it’s a blunt instrument.”
Your best bet might be “Fantastic Mr. Fox,” which is expanding Wednesday. It has gotten great reviews; it was directed by the genius Wes Anderson and based on a book by genius Roald Dahl.
